They're always far too pretty and shiny in the sale.
But the price tag doesn't include the plasters, taxis and therapy.
... yet, whatever your size, they always look good when you try them on 9/10
Carrots, cheese, clouds, cats. Hats, horses, hounds, hedges. Bears, blunders, bogies, brews. Sausages, snails, sarnies, sneezes. What are your marks out of 10?
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